“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately;
Rent my room out;
Throw all my clothes out of the window;
Take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my possessions to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then, sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house.
Then, disown me, and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother ………”
Well, he didn’t put it exactly like that. He actually said,
“Dad, I decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.”